We collected the funniest, wildest, most unhinged church takes you've ever heard—and now they’re battling it out in a March Madness–style bracket to determine the worst theological take of all time.
Each round, you’ll vote for the take that made you laugh, gasp, or question everything you heard in youth group.
Cast your votes below and help crown the ultimate Theological Trash Take!
First
ROUND
Each round, vote for the take that made you laugh the hardest, cringe the most, or whisper “there’s no way someone actually said that.”